Do you ever find yourself at a party, the conversation is dying down, and you think, “If only I had a random fact to share that would make everyone look at me like I’m some sort of genius?” Well, friend, you’re not alone. There’s an entire world of quirky, obscure, and utterly useless trivia out there just waiting to be dropped into conversations like confetti at a New Year’s Eve party. Not only will you be the life of the gathering, but you’ll also become that person who knows all the strange, offbeat facts that no one asked for—but everyone secretly enjoys.

If you’re ready to make your friends gasp, giggle, and occasionally question your sanity, then keep reading! We’re about to turn you into a trivia master—an expert in absolutely useless knowledge. Who knows? You might even impress your friends so much they’ll start calling you “Google,” except you’re way more fun at parties.

1. Embrace the Quirkiness: Weird Facts Are Your Friend

First things first—when it comes to useless trivia, the stranger, the better. We're talking facts like how “bananas are technically berries,” but “strawberries aren’t.” Your friends will raise their eyebrows, squint, and probably say, “Wait, what?” And that’s the moment when you swoop in like a trivia superhero, saving the day with another bizarre fact that leaves everyone questioning their entire existence.

To start your trivia journey, make a habit of diving deep into the weird side of the internet. Forget about Wikipedia’s standard articles about history or science; go for the oddball lists of facts that will make you question whether we live in a normal world or some strange alternate reality. If you’ve ever wondered if “octopuses have three hearts” or “a group of flamingos is called a ‘flamboyance’” (seriously, it is), you're on the right track.

2. Practice Makes Perfect: You Don’t Have to Memorize Everything

Let’s face it—no one expects you to remember every quirky fact you’ve ever read. That’s what Google is for. But to get the right fact at the right moment, you need to build your “useless trivia memory bank.” The trick is to collect a handful of fun, easy-to-recall facts that are guaranteed to make an impact.

Pick a theme—anything from animals, history, food, or even space. For example, did you know that "honey never spoils”? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient tombs, and they were still perfectly edible. Perfect! Imagine dropping that gem at a dinner party. Suddenly, you're not just anyone; you’re the person with the ultimate fact about ancient snacks.

Start small. Maybe one fact a day is all it takes. Gradually, you’ll have a nice little list of fun nuggets to whip out at your next gathering. Soon, you’ll be answering the age-old question, “What’s the most random thing you know?” with a glint in your eye and a slew of weird facts to back it up.

3. Know Your Audience: Not All Trivia Is Created Equal

Not every piece of trivia works in every situation. You wouldn’t launch into an in-depth explanation of “the average lifespan of a goldfish” during a serious conversation about world politics (unless, of course, you’re trying to spice things up). It’s important to know your audience.

If you’re hanging out with a group of history buffs, try dropping some bizarre historical facts, like “Cleopatra wasn’t actually Egyptian—she was Greek!” If you’re chatting with animal lovers, hit them with something like, “Did you know that a snail can sleep for three years?” (Yes, three years. And no, it’s not in a permanent nap mode—just because snails sleep more than us doesn’t mean they’ve got their life figured out.)

Tailoring your trivia is key to impressing the right crowd at the right time. Plus, it gives you an aura of mystery, as if you’re some kind of trivia oracle who always knows the perfect fact to surprise your friends.

4. Use Humor to Your Advantage

Here’s the thing about trivia: it’s fun because it’s so random, and it’s funny because it’s so unexpected. So, why not lean into the absurdity of it all? Humor is your best friend when it comes to delivering these strange facts.

Try something like, “Did you know that an adult human is made up of 60% water? So, technically, I’m mostly just a walking puddle.” Bonus points if you say it with a completely serious expression. The more deadpan, the better. It’s not the fact itself, but the delivery that’s going to have your friends laughing and shaking their heads in awe.

You can even turn it into a trivia challenge. Get your friends to guess the answers to ridiculous questions like, “What animal is the only one that can’t jump?” (Answer: An elephant—because let’s face it, they have a lot more going on in the trunk department than the jumping department.)

5. Look for Oddities Everywhere: It’s All About the Details

Useless trivia is lurking in the corners of your everyday life. From the grocery store to your favorite TV show, there’s an endless supply of weird facts just waiting to be noticed. Ever catch yourself thinking, “That’s weird!” about something you saw? Well, guess what? That’s the exact moment when your inner trivia expert should pop in and start asking questions.

Next time you’re watching a nature documentary, take note of the odd facts that pop up on the screen. “Did you know that sloths can hold their breath for up to 40 minutes?” That’s not just trivia—that’s power. Or, the next time you’re flipping through the news, pay attention to the quirky details. Did you know that “there’s a hotel in Sweden made entirely out of ice”? That’s the kind of fact that can make you sound like a walking encyclopedia—and it’s guaranteed to impress at your next social gathering.

6. Be Prepared to Answer “Where Did You Learn That?”

Once you start sharing your mind-blowing facts, you might get hit with the dreaded question, “Where did you learn that?” Don’t panic. You could say something like, “Oh, I read it in a book,” or “I’m just one of those people who memorizes random facts for fun,” but let’s be real—sometimes it’s okay to admit you found it in the depths of the internet. After all, you don’t have to justify where you get your knowledge from—it’s all about the delivery, not the source.

Ready to Drop Some Jaw-Dropping Facts?

Now that you’ve got the basics down, it’s time to start practicing. The more quirky facts you collect, the more impressive you’ll be in any social situation. Soon enough, you’ll be the person people turn to when they want to know which animal has the most toes (it’s the koala, by the way—don’t say we didn’t warn you).

So go ahead, start dropping those ridiculous facts and watch as your friends’ jaws hit the floor. The world of trivia is vast, and you, my friend, are on your way to becoming a master of the bizarre.

Want to level up your trivia game even more? Start exploring those weird facts today and see how quickly you can become the most interesting person in the room!